There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
So much rum. So many feels.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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