new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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