i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Damn victory sex feels great
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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