i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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