I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
handjob tips. give me some.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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