thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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