And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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