My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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