Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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