shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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