we have officially lost it.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Randomize
