Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
My dick has a subreddit
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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