It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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