Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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