Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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