the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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