the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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