so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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