with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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