White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
