dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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