so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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