I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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