Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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