Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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