His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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