She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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