the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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