So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
