Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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