Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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