I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Drunk is a universal language darling
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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