My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Randomize
