So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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