we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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