VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Use "feeling words"
Yay
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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