what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Randomize
