I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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