Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I know her cup size but not her name....
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