Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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