you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I wear drunk well.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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