thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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