pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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