She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
