My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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