Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
you had me at cake vodka
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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