4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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