I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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