if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
