I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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